10 Rules of Bureaucracy

Ten Rules of Bureaucracy

1. Cover your butt

2. Crap flows down hill

3. He who has the most paperwork wins

4. Always kiss up never kiss down

5. No job is too small to include the stakeholders.

6. Always triple the time you think it will take for a job to be complete

7. What goes around comes around, so be good to your co-workers

8. Don't crap in your own kennel (don't have affairs at work)

9. Always go by the book, it is never wrong, even when it is wrong

10. Figure out where you fit in the system and fill that position excellently.

  Copyright Timothy Tuohy